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You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to
display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with
gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find
romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one
special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you
really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you
in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure
seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but
that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration.
Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special
holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their
life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit
it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 14th is now officially "Steak and BJ Day". Simple,
effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you
ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of
the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally,
this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and *@%!%@# Day will usher
in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February
to ensure a memorable March 14th!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new
idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the
word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of
course, steak and BJ's
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